Aries: A friend will treat you to a great meal this week.
Taurus: You will get only green lights this week!
Gemini: Love yourself and eat dessert at every meal this week. You deserve it.
Cancer: You are still shook from Stranger Things Season 2.
Leo: Mother Nature is so mean to skip sweater weather because your fall outfits are so cute and are so ruined by coats.
Virgo: This just in: Farmville is cool again, and you should definitely invite everyone on Facebook to play.
Libra: Don’t forget to cheer when Xavier men’s basketball gets a touchdown at the exhibition game this weekend!
Scorpio: Good vibes only this week because you are going to crush it!! First step: Get out of your warm bed.
Sagittarius: All of your gross morning classes will be cancelled this week so you don’t have to go outside in the cold.
Capricorn: Don’t panic, it’s not like you only have a month left of school…oh shoot, panic!!!
Aquarius: Stay warm, eat healthy, drink water and wear a hazmat suit to protect yourself from getting sick.
Pisces: It’s not that you hate Thanksgiving, it’s just that Christmas has better songs.
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