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Faux-TOE -Op: Is water wet? Is God real? The answer is obvious: maybe. But, there is a question that has far greater implications, a question that has perplexed the greatest minds of […]

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Horoscopes Aries: Coronavirus is inevitably coming to America, so you’d better tell your crush how you feel about them soon. You need to get used to the crushing feeling of despair. Taurus: […]

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Punctuation Hot Takes By Sebastian Aguilar Ah, punctuation. The worst part of the literary cinematic universe. The Thor 2, if you will. Now, obviously, punctuation is the most important issue facing humanity […]