By Kayleb Blanton, Staff Writer
Space X is embarking on new territory—they are making an unforeseen partnership with Taylor Swift after she discovered Musk’s admirable goals regarding Space X’s Mars missions.
Swift was seen as being particularly inspired by Musk saying, “We can use the rocks on Mars to feed starving people” (Jackie Jones, Coloradan Times).
Because of this opportunity to be actually liked for once, Musk made the decision to replace an apology for his weird behavior towards Taylor in the past and replace it with a free space trip.
Musk has planned a short mission just out of the atmosphere and back – lasting roughly 12 minutes to show Taylor that he’s actually such a cool dude guys; he is throwing his heart to the crowd I promise, he’s just stimming, I mean really he is just chill, he just wants love guys, I mean come on he is just a funny little man with funny little memes guys, trust.
In response to this proposition, Swift expressed her appreciation for the opportunity, and gratitude for the fact that Elon would not actually be on the ship. She reconsidered when he said that “weird sh*t about giving me a kid and protecting my cats for some reason” in response to her support for Kamala Harris.
When questioned about if this partnership was whether it was in response to Katy Perry’s announcement regarding her space mission with Bezos, she responded a firm and substantial “Nuh-uh”.
After dropping Taylor off at McDonalds, the rocket will be remotely piloted back to the one Tesla store that hasn’t been discovered by protesters yet.