Back PageHot Girl Down: Klay Thompson Aint Sh*t
SATIRE By Audrey Elwood, Columnist MAYDAY MAYDAY HOT GIRL DOWN! Megan Thee Stallion has been cheated on by old-a**-dusty-washed-up-down-right-nasty Klay Thompson. Yes, the baddest of all time has fallen victim…
Trump Self-Appoints as Supreme Ayatollah of Iran
SATIRE By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer WASHINGTON. In a late-night Truth Social livestream from the newly renamed “Golden Oval Office,” President Donald J. Trump announced Tuesday that he had appointed…
How to Plan Your Postgrad So You Never Have to Grow Up
SATIRE By Audrey Elwood, Campus News Editor It’s that time of year when your parents nagging for you to get a job becomes pestering. It’s the dreaded postgrad, where you…
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