Back PageHow to Plan Your Postgrad So You Never Have to Grow Up
SATIRE By Audrey Elwood, Campus News Editor It’s that time of year when your parents nagging for you to get a job becomes pestering. It’s the dreaded postgrad, where you…
Trump Self-Appoints as Supreme Ayatollah of Iran
SATIRE By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer WASHINGTON. In a late-night Truth Social livestream from the newly renamed “Golden Oval Office,” President Donald J. Trump announced Tuesday that he had appointed…
The Dark Underbelly of the College of Osteopathic Medicine
SATIRE By Maci Taylor, Back Page Editor The new College of Osteopathic Medicine building has been making great strides as construction plans are set to wrap up towards the end of…
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