Back PageXavier’s CCMS Partnership Raises Questions About Student Disappearances
SATIRE By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer Xavier University will welcome the Cincinnati College of Mortuary Science (CCMS) back to campus, returning the nation’s first mortuary school to the A.B. Cohen…
Buc-ee’s Faced Against Beavercreek in the Court House
SATIRE By Kayleb Blanton, Staff Writer Buc-ee’s, a once beloved brand and fun sign to see on the highway, has recently come into controversy. The combination gas station and dried meat mall is coming…
Hello Muskie Explains Himself
SATIRE By Michael Torley, Staff Writer Hello Xavier, I am Hello Muskie. For a while, you likely have heard of me. I am the AI creation of my parents, the lovely Board of…
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