Back PageThe Administration Banning Window Decorations is a Good Thing!
SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer Recently, our university administration has made the decision to ban all decorations on or around the windows of dorms. Now I have talked to many, many students about this and the consensus is that this…
Xavier Female Faculty Fight Night: Hanycz vs. Everybody
SATIRE By Marta Vallejo, Staff Writer The halls of Xavier were unusually quiet last Tuesday afternoon. This was because every female professor on campus had apparently abandoned their regularly scheduled responsibilities to participate in…
From Triple Bogeys to Birdies: Types of People at Golf
SATIRE By Maci Taylor, Back Page Editor Over the weekend Xavier’s students – 21 and up of course – indulged in the semesterly Golf Darty. Horribly tone-deaf wannabe DJ’s, lukewarm kegs and an unfortunate weather forecast all plagued this fall darty. It was not necessarily…
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