Back PageA LookMaxxer Mogs Xavier
SATIRE By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer Brothers of the blackpill, gather ‘round your screens and mew those jaws tight because I’m about to drop the ultimate redpill on the mogging revolution that is sweeping the nation. I am…
Dear Parking Robot: This Is Personal
SATIRE By Marta Vallejo, Staff Writer Dear Xavier Parking Robot, This is a formal declaration of war. You thought you could roll onto campus, scanning plates and crushing dreams without…
The Money Mystery Has Led To Many Speculations
SATIRE By Michael Torley, Staff Writer I have just got to tell you about some drama lately in the Xavier Newswire villa. Specifically, us writers have not been paid at all this semester due to an issue…
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