College Does Not Teach Us What We Need To Know

By Rory McNelly, Education and Enrichment Coordinator College needs to be giving us some information on how to be real people in the world. Last Tuesday was Tax Day, which…

Trump Self-Appoints as Supreme Ayatollah of Iran

SATIRE By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer WASHINGTON. In a late-night Truth Social livestream from the newly renamed “Golden Oval Office,” President Donald J. Trump announced Tuesday that he had appointed…

Mandatory Minimums Hurt People and Wallets

By Rieley McDonnell, Head Copy Editor Mandatory minimums hurt the U.S. more than they help the country. People who commit crimes do deserve punishment for their actions, but they deserve…