Back PageWorst Ways to Spend Fall Break
SATIRE By Hannah Wolke, Staff Writer There are many different ways for students to spend their fall break. The prized fall break plans at Xavier are typically the upperclassmen going…
An Investigation Into the Average Xavier Dorm Room
SATIRE By Marta Vallejo, Staff Writer Hey you — yes you. I need your help. Yes, I can see you are running late to a class, but I really need you…
Reasons Behind Wimpy-Ahh NFL Quarterback Epidemic
SATIRE By Audrey Elwood, Chief Columnist Your QB is injured, your season is cooked, why have so many quarterbacks gotten injured? Unfortunately, all the fat good ole midwestern boys are…
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