New VP of Enrollment Believes in Xavier

By William Coffman, Staff Writer  Dr. Kevin Hearn, Xavier’s new Vice President for Strategic Enrollment Management, has entered the office at a challenging time for higher education in America, yet maintains a sense of…

From Triple Bogeys to Birdies: Types of People at Golf 

SATIRE By Maci Taylor, Back Page Editor  Over the weekend Xavier’s students – 21 and up of course – indulged in the semesterly Golf Darty. Horribly tone-deaf wannabe DJ’s, lukewarm kegs and an unfortunate weather forecast all plagued this fall darty. It was not necessarily…

Xavier Female Faculty Fight Night: Hanycz vs. Everybody  

SATIRE By Marta Vallejo, Staff Writer   The halls of Xavier were unusually quiet last Tuesday afternoon. This was because every female professor on campus had apparently abandoned their regularly scheduled responsibilities to participate in…