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SATIRE By Michael Torley, Staff Writer With All for One Weekend officially one month away, many students are either looking forward to or absolutely dreading having members of their families on campus…
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Xavier Track and Swim Teams Adopt the HYROX-Pooper Strategy
SATIRE By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer After watching Australian HYROX athlete Joanna Wietrzyk win a race while suffering from severe diarrhea, Xavier’s track and swimming teams have decided they may…
Mitch McConnell’s Has a Dirty Little Secret
SATIRE By Patrick Rupinen, Staff Writer After a three-month absence from Congress, Senator Mitch McConnell has decided to return to his job representing the great Commonwealth of Kentucky. This led many people to wonder where McConnell has been for the past few months. While many believed that he…
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