College Does Not Teach Us What We Need To Know

By Rory McNelly, Education and Enrichment Coordinator College needs to be giving us some information on how to be real people in the world. Last Tuesday was Tax Day, which…

An Autopsy of the Girlboss Era

By Audrey Elwood, Campus News Editor & Columnist  Sophia Amoruso’s book, “#Girlboss,” was on almost every millennial’s coffee table, and was so popular it was turned into a mini series…

Trump Self-Appoints as Supreme Ayatollah of Iran

SATIRE By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer WASHINGTON. In a late-night Truth Social livestream from the newly renamed “Golden Oval Office,” President Donald J. Trump announced Tuesday that he had appointed…