Priority Registration Triggers Pandemonium Across Xavier
SATIRE By Ryan Kramer, Newswire Intern Student demand for Xavier psychological and counseling services has increased to an unpreceded extent during the past week. In addition to discovering the cause of…
Hegseth is Out Let’s Put Anyone Else In
SATIRE By Rieley McDonnell, Staff Writer Democrats swept away the Republicans in the midterm elections and the cabinet is getting cleaned out too. Secretary of War – or Defense as…
“Cat In The Hat” Is Mediocre At Best
By Grady Andersen, Staff Writer The 2026 release of “Cat in the Hat” prides itself on whimsy fun but whiffs completely on that very mark. The latest animated release of…
Priority Registration Triggers Pandemonium Across Xavier
Hegseth is Out Let’s Put Anyone Else In
“Cat In The Hat” Is Mediocre At Best
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