Hot Girl Down: Klay Thompson Aint Sh*t

SATIRE By Audrey Elwood, Columnist  MAYDAY MAYDAY HOT GIRL DOWN! Megan Thee Stallion has been cheated on by old-a**-dusty-washed-up-down-right-nasty Klay Thompson. Yes, the baddest of all time has fallen victim…

State of Congress: Scandals, Redistricting Make Headlines as Midterms Approach

By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer As November approaches, millions of Americans will cast their ballots, electing their future representatives in Congress. Using the Race to the WH forecast, the 2026…

Noah Kahan Releases Long Awaited Album: The Great Divide 

By Rory McNelley, Head Copy Editor Noah Kahan’s long awaited fourth studio album, “The Great Divide,” was released last Friday after its initial announcement in late January.  Fans have been…