Back PageWho Gave the Xavier MBB Players Cybertrucks?
SATIRE By Marta Vallejo, Staff Writer It was the middle of the night. I was walking back from the HUB when I took a wrong turn somewhere along the way.…
Experimental Creature Escapes from Xavier Chemistry Building
SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer A few weeks ago, multiple Xavier students reported a large upright walking creature break free from the walls of Logan Hall and book it…
Diddy Reportedly Opens Prison Massage Business with DeShaun Watson
SATIRE By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer Sean “Diddy” Combs has reportedly broken into the prison wellness market with a new massage business featuring an extensive baby oil inventory. The venture,…
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