COVID-Conscious Lesbian Bar Receives a Revamp 

SATIRE By Maci Taylor, Back Page Editor   The infamous Western Massachusetts bar that drew massive internet attention amid a change in policy has started a “soft closing.”  The Last-Ditch Bar…

The Mystery of Xavier’s Missing Student  

SATIRE By Marta Vallejo, Staff Writer   I was looking through random books in the library when one caught my eye. It was dirty, old and wrinkled. I barely managed to…

Field Guide to Every Type of Halloweener  

SATIRE By Hannah Wolke, Staff Writer  It is that time of the year when college students all across the country come together for one or two incredible weekends of partying…