Upgrading Highway Names To Fit Modern Times
SATIRE By Owen Gorsuch, Staff Writer Earlier this month, the Kentucky House of Representatives and Senate passed Senate Joint Resolution 139, a bill renaming a portion of Kentucky Route 18…
Put the Fries in the Bag, Internships Suck
SATIRE By Grady Andersen, Staff Writer All over LinkedIn, you see your fellow students picking up internships, sometimes for the most obscure companies or jobs. Here is a sampling of…
Xavier Fest Lineup Announced: The Khia Asylum
SATIRE By Audrey Elwood, Campus News Editor The Khia Asylum is the premiere institution of the failed stars of yesterday, and now, they have just booked the biggest stage of…



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