Back PageExperimental Creature Escapes from Xavier Chemistry Building
SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer A few weeks ago, multiple Xavier students reported a large upright walking creature break free from the walls of Logan Hall and book it…
Diddy Reportedly Opens Prison Massage Business with DeShaun Watson
SATIRE By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer Sean “Diddy” Combs has reportedly broken into the prison wellness market with a new massage business featuring an extensive baby oil inventory. The venture,…
Pink is the Victim
SATIRE By Connor Juracek, Staff Writer The pop-star Pink recently posted to Instagram following the Ed Sheeran and Macklemore drama to share how the situation affected her, because everyone was…
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