Explaining Xavier to the Family: What does (blank) do?
SATIRE By Michael Torley, Staff Writer With All for One Weekend officially one month away, many students are either looking forward to or absolutely dreading having members of their families on campus…
The Administration Banning Window Decorations is a Good Thing!
SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer Recently, our university administration has made the decision to ban all decorations on or around the windows of dorms. Now I have talked to many, many students about this and the consensus is that this…
Xavier Female Faculty Fight Night: Hanycz vs. Everybody
SATIRE By Marta Vallejo, Staff Writer The halls of Xavier were unusually quiet last Tuesday afternoon. This was because every female professor on campus had apparently abandoned their regularly scheduled responsibilities to participate in…



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