By Audrey Elwood, Arts & Entertainment Editor
Aries: Lassina Traore
You were done before you could even start this academic season. Yes, bio med is too hard. Switch to a marketing major.
Taurus: Brad Colbert
You would look better with a mullet, point blank period.
Gemini: Desmond Claude
You leave when things get hard.
Cancer: Dayvion McKnight
You are loyal to your team. You are underrated, but you can be a weapon when you are used correctly.
Leo: John Hugley IV
You are the moment. You are the star of the show. Keep up the great work, babes!
Virgo: Sean Miller
Coaches don’t play. Stay on the sidelines this cuffing season.
Libra: Dailyn Swain
Your smile is so shiny, it blinds your opponents on the court.
Scorpio: Henry Thole
Nobody knows what to expect out of you. I can’t even write something about you because I just don’t know.
Sag: Bob Nunge
People solely refer to you as your last name because of your brother, and you’re ok with that.
Capricorn: Jerome Hunter
You are an overachiever, constantly setting the bar high – except for with your Spanish quiz this week. Don’t worry, even the best players get injured for a season.
Aquarius: Marcus Foster
You have first-year energy, despite being way too old for that.
Pisces: Student Managers
You’re at your best during the pregame, but you’re not made for the game. Halloweekend was not made for you.