Arts and Entertainment
- Arts & Entertainment
- April 28, 2026
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Dovetale, The Newest Bakery in Oakley Will Make Your Heart Flutter
By Audrey Elwood, Columnist Dovetale is one of Cincinnati’s newest bakeries, located just steps away from Xavier’s campus. While the location is small, it packs a big punch, with a…
Opinions and Editorials Section
- Columns , Opinions & Editorials
- April 28, 2026
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Is College a Waste? The Cooked Job Market for 2026 Graduates
By Audrey Elwood, Columnist With the end of semester looming, seniors have been facing what, according to Yahoo Finance, has been called the worst job market in 37 years. Yes,…
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Hot Girl Down: Klay Thompson Aint Sh*t
SATIRE By Audrey Elwood, Columnist MAYDAY MAYDAY HOT GIRL DOWN! Megan Thee Stallion has been cheated on by old-a**-dusty-washed-up-down-right-nasty Klay Thompson. Yes, the baddest of all time has fallen victim…
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