Obituary Betty White dead at 95

DISCLAIMER: THIS PIECE IS SATIRE, WRITTEN FOR OUR APRIL FOOL’S EDITION, AND IT IS NOT BASED ON TRUE EVENTS. By: Sara Ringenbach ~Arts & Entertainment Editor~ Iconic television star and America’s sweetheart Betty White passed away on Monday at age 95. White was rushed to UCLA Medical Center early Monday morning after collapsing from congestive heart failure while on set for her TV show, Betty White’s Smartest Animals in America. Assistant to the boom operator Bernard Crangis was available for comment. “We were filming, and Betty just wasn’t herself, so we figured she was hungry and gave her a Snickers,” … Continue reading Obituary Betty White dead at 95