The Lighter Side

Rueful Rick rapping, Sunday sabbatarianism

  • A woman known for rapping about Rick and Morty over her mom’s casket stated that her rapping was “therapeutic” for her (Sept. 17).
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A Rick and Morty rapper claims that her raps have helped her mourn.
  • The Taliban have requested to speak at the upcoming United Nations General Assembly meeting in New York (Sept. 20).
  • Jeffrey Bezos: Amazon’s artificial intelligence cameras penalize drivers for getting cut off by other cars and for looking at side mirrors (Sept. 21).
  • A website has decided to risk eternal damnation by sending out Chick-Fil-A sandwiches on Sundays. The website hoped to “take advantage of the obvious hole in the market left by notoriously Christian restaurant chain Chick-fil-A’s sabbatarianism” (Sept. 21).
  • Unbeatable bathrooms: The winner of Cintas’s “2021 America’s Best Restroom” competition went to a subway-themed restroom at Mason’s Two Cities Pizza Co. (Sept. 21).
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