WHEN I WAS A KID

By: Jessica Griggs ~Campus News Editor~ While brainstorming an embarrassing story to share with the Newswire readership, I asked my best friend if she had any ideas. The list she responded with ranged from the bowl cut I got in fifth grade to every single one of my relationships. Anyway, the summer before sixth grade wasn’t pretty. My hair was short (see bowl cut) and parted down the middle, I didn’t know how to use a straightener and I pretty much spent that whole summer in my basement listening to My Chemical Romance and watching for production updates on the … Continue reading WHEN I WAS A KID

WHEN I WAS A KID

By: Raymond Humienny ~Campus News Editor~ Let me start off by saying that before high school, I was always the shy kid of the bunch. That’s the honest truth. (I speak here to my fellow editors because it may be hard to believe that the man literally shouting Hank Hill impressions at his desk was timid as a child.) Looking back really makes me happy that I met some incredible people who helped me become the wacky, random guy I am today. When I stare up at the many memes that line my wall at the Newswire, I feel accomplished … Continue reading WHEN I WAS A KID

WHEN I WAS A KID

By: James Neyer ~Copy Editor~ When I was a kid, I shared a bedroom with my older brothers Matt and Jay. One night, my parents were out on a date, so some of my other older siblings, Ava, Luke and Mark, were babysitting. Normally, we had a fairly early bedtime, but because they were babysitting, we got to stay up really late. It was awesome! But when we went upstairs, we noticed someone in our room sleeping in our bed. We started freaking out, so we had Mark come up and investigate. He poked the “body” and declared, knowingly, that … Continue reading WHEN I WAS A KID