WHEN I WAS A KID

By: James Neyer ~Copy Editor~

When I was a kid, I shared a bedroom with my older brothers Matt and Jay. One night, my parents were out on a date, so some of my other older siblings, Ava, Luke and Mark, were babysitting. Normally, we had a fairly early bedtime, but because they were babysitting, we got to stay up really late. It was awesome! But when we went upstairs, we noticed someone in our room sleeping in our bed. We started freaking out, so we had Mark come up and investigate. He poked the “body” and declared, knowingly, that it was the corpse of someone who had died in our bed.

We were all incredibly scared, so we went downstairs and tried to get Ava to call the cops. Ava told us, however, that the phone lines were cut, and she could not call anyone. Eventually, our parents came home and found out what had happened. Mark and Luke, using a collection of hangers and laundry, created a fake body in the bed, and Ava pretended that the phone did not work. Although Mom and Dad were not happy with what they did, all of us remember it as one of the funnier pranks we pulled on each other.

Unknown's avatar

Related Posts

Xavier’s CCMS Partnership Raises Questions About Student Disappearances

SATIRE By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer  Xavier University will welcome the Cincinnati College of Mortuary Science (CCMS) back to campus, returning the nation’s first mortuary school to the A.B. Cohen…

Buc-ee’s Faced Against Beavercreek in the Court House

SATIRE By Kayleb Blanton, Staff Writer  Buc-ee’s, a once beloved brand and fun sign to see on the highway, has recently come into controversy. The combination gas station and dried meat mall is coming…

Discover more from Xavier Newswire

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading