Xavier Cornhole struggling on and off the pitch
By Chico youger, convenient vegan DISCLAIMER: THIS PIECE IS SATIRE, WRITTEN FOR OUR APRIL FOOL’S EDITION, AND IT IS NOT BASED ON TRUE EVENTS. Xavier’s cornhole team has set a new low, losing their 18th straight match last Tuesday. The Cornsketeers fell 21-17 to the Wake Forest Demon Deacons at Cintas Center, moving to a measly 2-20 record this year. The match started out well for the Cornsketeers, as Lyle Codgers was able to give them an early 4-2 lead. However, behind the prowess of Boo Radley Jr., the Demon Deacons quickly took an 11-8 lead. Xavier’s Blake Deiger, who … Continue reading Xavier Cornhole struggling on and off the pitch
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