Everyday hero: XUPD profiles

By: Grant Vance ~Punk Bitch~ Xavier Police officer Rodney McClane was held to high esteem last Thursday for a prestigious medal of honor. After ten years on the force he was finally recognized for his work distributing upwards of 180 parking tickets per week to students, keeping campus parking lots safe. “It’s all about defending the honor of parking services for me,” McClane said next to his squad car, parked horizontally facing Currito. “I’m no hero, but I certainly sleep better knowing vacant parking spots are left that way.” McClane works night and day to ensure no parking spot is left … Continue reading Everyday hero: XUPD profiles