METEORITE TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH -SHIT STORM TO FOLLOW-

By: Hana Danger Priscu ~Expert Storm Chaser/Purple Belt In an official report released today by NASA, a meteorite roughly 1.5 times the size of Uranus is on a collision course straight toward Earth. The meteorite, nicknamed “Deep Impact,” is set to make contact on April 31 this year, leaving little to nothing in its wake. With only weeks to live, people are reacting in varying ways. After hearing the report, Justin Bieber live-tweeted himself boarding R&B singer Usher’s space shuttle this afternoon before realizing that no one cared anymore. Donald Trump planned to leave this evening on his own private … Continue reading METEORITE TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH -SHIT STORM TO FOLLOW-