POLICE NOTES

Oct. 26, 11:14 a.m. — Xavier Police received a report of a person spray painting the word “yo” on the brick in front of the Commons Apartments. The suspect was identified and referred to the code of conduct.

Oct. 27, 1:13 p.m. — An employee reported that an unknown person damaged their vehicle, which was parked in the Husman Lot. Xavier Police is investigating.

Oct. 27, 10:46 p.m. — Xavier Police responded to Brockman Hall for a report of an intoxicated student. The student was deemed OK and spent the night in their room. Residence Life will follow up.

Oct. 27, 11:19 p.m. — Xavier Police responded to Brockman Hall to recover drugs and drug paraphernalia that had been confiscated by the hall director.

Oct. 28, 1:14 a.m. — Xavier Police responded to Brockman Hall for an intoxicated student. The student was deemed OK and spent the night in their room. Residence Life will follow up.

Oct. 29, 12:45 a.m. — Xavier Police responded to Husman Hall for an intoxicated student. The student was deemed ok and spent the night in their room. Residence Life will follow up.

Oct. 29, 1:18 a.m. — Xavier Police assisted Norwood Police with an intoxicated student at Regent Avenue and Cleneay Avenue. The student was cited by Norwood Police for underage alcohol consumption and disorderly conduct.

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WEEK IN REVIEW

An Arizona rancher is selling his property because he claims to be bothered by the constant alien attacks (Oct. 27).

A Hawaiian judge has sentenced a man to write 144 nice things to his ex-girlfriend after violating her protection order and texting her 144 “nasty” text messages. The man was also given two years of probation, a $2,400 fine and 200 hours of community service (Oct. 30).

Due to a dispute between French retailers and dairy producers over the rising cost of butter, France is experiencing a butter crisis (Oct. 30).

A Japanese company will be giving non-smokers an extra six days of vacation for each year as a way to make up for the disparity in break times that smokers get (Oct. 31).