Police Notes & Week in Review – 8/29/2018

Photo courtesy of Alex Azar on Twitter | What happened between Trump and coloring picture?

Police Notes

Aug. 21, 3:22 p.m. — Xavier Police responded to the Musketeer Mezzanine in Fenwick Place for an intoxicated subject. The subject was cited and sent on their way.

Aug. 21, 9:15 p.m. — Xavier police assisted Residence Life with the recovery of drug paraphernalia in Brockman Hall.

Aug. 21, 11:55 p.m. — Xavier Police stopped a student in McGrath Health Center parking lot. The student was referred to the code of conduct for underage drinking.

Aug. 22, 12:32 a.m. — Xavier Police and Norwood Police responded to reports of a robbery at Houston and Wayland avenues. The subject reported their wallet and cell phone were taken. The suspect fled north on Wayland Avenue. Norwood Police is investigating.

Aug. 22, 1:14 a.m. — Xavier Police responded to Husman Hall for a report of an intoxicated student. The student was referred to the code of conduct.

Aug. 25 7:34 p.m. — Xavier Police assisted Residences Life with the recovery of drugs and drug paraphernalia in Fenwick Place.

Aug. 25, 11:09 p.m.— Xavier Police and Cincinnati Police responded to the 900 block of Dana Avenue for a robbery report. The victim reported their cell phone was taken.

Aug. 26, 12:36 a.m.—Xavier Police stopped several students for drinking and a drug investigation at Victory Family Park. The students were referred to the code of conduct.

Note of the Week

“Bob can’t build it”

Aug. 21, 11:32 p.m.— Xavier Police stopped two students from moving construction barricades on Cleneay Avenue. The students were referred to code of conduct for underage drinking.

Week in Review

  • Parrots might be capable of making sound economic decisions, according to a recent German study. A total of 33 birds were given a choice between eating a lower-quality food like sunflower seeds or taking a token that they could save for a prize like walnut pieces. The parrots consistently chose the tokens to invest in the prize. It’s still probably a good idea to avoid taking financial advice from your parrot, however (Aug. 23).
  • A Sharpei named Hoshi underwent life-saving surgery to remove an eight-inch skewer that became stuck after she ate a chicken kebab. The irony that their dog’s plight was caused by eating meat was not lost on the vegetarian owners. (Aug. 26).
  • President Donald Trump’s fingers have earned him criticism once again — only this time, it’s not for Tweeting but for coloring. Photos of his recent visit with children in Columbus appear to indicate that he incorrectly colored one of the stripes on the American flag blue. Some of the more humorous critics couldn’t help but note the resemblance to the Russian flag, whose three stripes are white, blue and red (Aug. 27).
  • Authorities have banned swimming off the west coast of France after a bottlenose dolphin reportedly became a little too friendly with tourists and locals. The dolphin, named Zafar, was known for swimming close to boats and allowing children to pet him. However, he then began to rub himself against swimmers and boats in what appeared to be attempts to become intimate with them (Aug. 28).

This post was assembled by U.S. & World News Editor Jack Dunn.