Thu. Nov 5th, 2026
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DISCLAIMER: THIS PIECE IS SATIRE, WRITTEN FOR OUR APRIL FOOL’S EDITION, AND IT IS NOT BASED ON TRUE EVENTS.
  • Spiderman: No Way Home stars Zendaya and Tom Holland have announced their engagement (March 24).
  • Boy band One Direction has announced their return to the stage as a group (March 25).
  • Kylie Jenner officially changed her son’s name from Wolf to Moon Unit (March 26).
  • Top-rated series Euphoria announced Season 3 is projected to be released in 2030 (March 27).
  • Lorde toured Xavier in her college search (March 28). 
  • Gamer boy Hunter E11is loses American Idol in the season finale (March 30).
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