Are You A Natural Born Zestimator?
by Audrey Elwood, Arts & Entertainment Editor Some of us have beat Shazam. Some of us have Wordled on the first try. Some of us have conquered Disney’s website without…
How Could He (Haram)betray Us This Way? Looking Back on A Royal Escape
Despite the mainstream media’s attempts to bury the true whereabouts of Harambe through incessant coverage of Fiona the Hippo, Peter Melahn and Isaiah Mielse attempt to conjure up the true whereabouts of our fallen fuzzy king.
The Only Fried Thing This 4/20 Should Be Cicadas!
by Jack Pluth They’re back! Oh God, they’re back! Fresh off the heels of a cicada boom only a few years ago, we are on the cusp of witnessing another…



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