Back PagePut Me In Coach: Revamping the Men’s Basketball Team
SATIRE By Michael Torley, Staff Writer It has been a rough week for our men’s basketball players. The first failure was last Wednesday’s game against Creighton. You probably saw it.…
The Heated Blob-alry: Why the Bearcat and Blue Blob Can’t Stop Touching Each Other
SATIRE By Grady Andersen, Newswire Intern The Blue Blob had always believed two things to be true: rivalry comes first and Bearcat is unbearable. The problem was that lately… those two truths didn’t sit as comfortably together as…
New Year, New You? New You Won’t
SATIRE By Rory McNelley, Education & Enrichment Coordinator After surveying our readers at the end of the second week of January, the Xavier Newswire team collected data from 100 students. As…
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