The news has been cancelled

By: Dice Master General ~Not A Cat~  A recent study put forth by the Backsliding University of Lecherous Litigations and the Subjective Here-say Institute of Technobabble showed that literally no one at all cares about news that is backed up by any sort of research or that is based in fact. These findings are in no way scientifically backed and are only claimed to be accurate by the heads of the study, Dr.Pepper, Dr. Faustus and Dr. Redacted. However, both institutions have made bold claims in the past that would later be presented as truth by the Today Show and … Continue reading The news has been cancelled

Jokes and Japes for April Fool’s Day

By: August Dice ~Staff Writer~ Spring has finally arrived. It may be stumbling in late and drunk already, but spring has come. With the warm winds of the season arriving abruptly one fine afternoon, we must now face what we have done to our bodies during the holiday season. As the steady stream of family and food comes to an end, the time has come to decide what we want to do with ourselves post-hibernation. I, for one, am going to keep doing what I have been doing this whole time: sit behind a computer and come up with plans … Continue reading Jokes and Japes for April Fool’s Day

3D Printing and You

By: August Dice ~Staff Writer~ Xavier University, in order to jump ahead of the curve, is home to a bunch of third dimensional additive manufacturing machines (3D printers). As students, very few of us engage in the process, despite the easy-access that the university provides. 3D printing was not the breakthrough discovery that some had hoped it would be. Instead of reaching such technological heights as lab-grown meat or Vedolizumab (the forerunning drug in the fight to cure AIDs), 3D printing has fallen to the level of drones and virtual reality: they are all quite fun, but they’re not what … Continue reading 3D Printing and You