The Heated Blob-alry: Why the Bearcat and Blue Blob Can’t Stop Touching Each Other 

SATIRE By Grady Andersen, Newswire Intern  The Blue Blob had always believed two things to be true: rivalry comes first and Bearcat is unbearable.  The problem was that lately… those two truths didn’t sit as comfortably together as…

How to Make Your Boyfriend Watch Heated Rivalry And Enjoy it

SATIRE By Audrey Elwood, Campus Editor The Canadian TV show “Heated Rivalry” is spreading among the Gen Z market like wildfire.  I mean, what’s not to like about two hot…