Back PageDiddy Reportedly Opens Prison Massage Business with DeShaun Watson
SATIRE By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer Sean “Diddy” Combs has reportedly broken into the prison wellness market with a new massage business featuring an extensive baby oil inventory. The venture,…
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Animal Rights Activists Chain Themselves to Kroger Headquarters Over Cage-Free Egg Policy
By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer Nine activists associated with the organization Animal Equality were arrested the morning of Sept. 23 after eight of them chained themselves to the entrance of…
Xavier Track and Swim Teams Adopt the HYROX-Pooper Strategy
SATIRE By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer After watching Australian HYROX athlete Joanna Wietrzyk win a race while suffering from severe diarrhea, Xavier’s track and swimming teams have decided they may…
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