Animal Rights Activists Chain Themselves to Kroger Headquarters Over Cage-Free Egg Policy 

By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer  Nine activists associated with the organization Animal Equality were arrested the morning of Sept. 23 after eight of them chained themselves to the entrance of…

Xavier Track and Swim Teams Adopt the HYROX-Pooper Strategy 

SATIRE By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer  After watching Australian HYROX athlete Joanna Wietrzyk win a race while suffering from severe diarrhea, Xavier’s track and swimming teams have decided they may…

Xavier’s CCMS Partnership Raises Questions About Student Disappearances

SATIRE By Joe Reardon, Staff Writer  Xavier University will welcome the Cincinnati College of Mortuary Science (CCMS) back to campus, returning the nation’s first mortuary school to the A.B. Cohen…