Things to Give Up for Lent (Please Don’t Give Up This Article Though)
SATIRE By Michael Torley, Staff Writer With the passage of Ash Wednesday last week, Catholics the world have entered the 40-day observance period known as Lent. Lent can be a fun time,…
I Lent You My Advice
by Rory McNelley, Staff Writer The Pope exited the Vatican this morning and saw his shadow, which means only 33 more days until Easter. If you didn’t notice the ashes…
New Holiday Alert: Marty Gras
by Marty Dubecky, Staff Writer This Tuesday marked the 2025th annual Fat Tuesday (aka Mardi Gras). Much more importantly, though, it was the 22nd annual Marty Gras, the superior holiday.…



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