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- April 1, 2021
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Xavier announces new speedwalking team for 2022
The program will take the budget of other varsity sports at the university BY SLOW RUNNER, Possible Speedwalker DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and…
- Sports
- April 1, 2021
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Mario Kart to become club sport
Club will partner with other Big East schools for competitive tournaments By Toad Racer, Rainbow Road Enthusiast DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it…
- Sports
- April 1, 2021
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Graham to fill Musketeers coaching vacancy
The former Xavier President will replace Ben Johnson on the Xavier bench BY FR. GRAHAM LUVR, Transfer Portal Member DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition,…
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