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- April 1, 2021
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The Industrial Revolution was a mistake
DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them…
- Opinions & Editorials
- April 1, 2021
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Stop the pork roast
DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. While browsing Twitter the other day to numb my existential dread,…
- Opinions & Editorials
- April 1, 2021
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Ugly? Just be more beautiful
DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. As a beautiful person, I find it very important to be…
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