DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, […]
The Industrial Revolution was a mistake
Stop the pork roast
DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. While browsing Twitter the other day to numb my existential dread, I came […]
Ugly? Just be more beautiful
DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. As a beautiful person, I find it very important to be beautiful. I […]