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Tag: Satire

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The Industrial Revolution was a mistake

1 Apr 202119 Apr 2021 xaviernewswire

DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away … Continue reading The Industrial Revolution was a mistake

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Stop the pork roast

1 Apr 202119 Apr 2021 xaviernewswire

DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. While browsing Twitter the other day to numb my existential dread, I came upon a series of tweets that simply broke … Continue reading Stop the pork roast

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Ugly? Just be more beautiful

1 Apr 202119 Apr 2021 xaviernewswire

DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. As a beautiful person, I find it very important to be beautiful. I understand that it may be difficult for most … Continue reading Ugly? Just be more beautiful

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