A Xavier Student’s Day-in-the-Life 

SATIRE By Gavin Guffey, Staff Writer It is already February, and the new semester is in full swing at Xavier.  If you have been paying attention, you may notice that everyone…

Top Five Places Better Than Xavier Are Revealed

SATIRE By Abby Knox, Opinions and Editorials Editor  Here lies five places which are guaranteed to be better than our small college campus known for serving the best raw chicken…

Woke Xavier: A 2025 Manifesto

SATIRE By Hannah Wolke, Digital Communications Manager Xavier has been showing us that campus needs to be more woke. I mean come on, the zipline on the yard was a…