Experimental Creature Escapes from Xavier Chemistry Building
SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer A few weeks ago, multiple Xavier students reported a large upright walking creature break free from the walls of Logan Hall and book it…
Xavier Blanks Villanova 2-0 to Remain Undefeated as Their Defense Sets the Tone
By Tyler Gullahorn, Guest Writer Xavier men’s soccer took on the Villanova Wildcats on Saturday at Corcoran Field in a 2-0 shutout to extend their winning streak. The Musketeers took…
An Investigation Into the Average Xavier Dorm Room
SATIRE By Marta Vallejo, Staff Writer Hey you — yes you. I need your help. Yes, I can see you are running late to a class, but I really need you…



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