Experimental Creature Escapes from Xavier Chemistry Building 

SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer  A few weeks ago, multiple Xavier students reported a large upright walking creature break free from the walls of Logan Hall and book it…

Xavier Blanks Villanova 2-0 to Remain Undefeated as Their Defense Sets the Tone 

By Tyler Gullahorn, Guest Writer   Xavier men’s soccer took on the Villanova Wildcats on Saturday at Corcoran Field in a 2-0 shutout to extend their winning streak.   The Musketeers took…

An Investigation Into the Average Xavier Dorm Room  

SATIRE By Marta Vallejo, Staff Writer   Hey you — yes you. I need your help.   Yes, I can see you are running late to a class, but I really need you…