Features Extras – 1/10/2018

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Word Search


  • resolution
  • change
  • reflection
  • celebration
  • rejuvenated
  • challenge
  • persistence
  • power
  • gym
  • complete
  • dedicate
  • success
  • realistic
  • dog
  • goals


Aries: You will sneeze and someone will say bless you. How wild is that?

Taurus: This will be the year of big decisions for you, from sandwich orders to relationships.

Gemini: Take a risk for the sake of humanity and try some Tide pods. The world needs to know. (Editor’s note: Please do not eat Tide pods, you will die.)

Cancer: Work will foil your weekend plans once again and ask you to come in on your day off.

Leo: Appreciate the finer things in life, like how it’s syllabus week!

Virgo: Detox yourself of all social media accounts except for the cute animal Instagrams.

Libra: 2018 is the year of the dog. Therefore, you should find all dogs on earth and tell them they are good boys.

Scorpio: School has barely begun and you’re already looking forward to no school on Monday.

Sagittarius: Lie and tell people how productive you were during break. You went on adventures (dreams) and discovered new things (food).

Capricorn: The best resolution for you is 1080p. It’s high definition!

Aquarius: It just dawned on you that you forgot something really important at home.

Pisces: New year, new you, new debt from buying books, same tears.

This post was assembled by Features Editor Monica Schweiger.