by Joseph Hammann, Staff Writer

At last, the Love Live Nesoberi March Madness Tournament has kicked off to a tremendous audience of millions of fans, all wanting to see which Nesoberi is the most cuddly, huggable, marketable one of them all! With a tournament roster of 64 different Love Live  Nesoberis to see who will be the true champion!

Overall Prediction: According to analysts, the team most likely to win the championship is No. 1 seed Rina Tennoji Performance Outfit Nesoberi,who started off with a 17-0 record and kept demolishing opponents left, right and center to reach such a milestone, the first in the Nesoberi’s history.

The No. 1 Seeds: The other three No. 1 seeds playing in the tournament include Snow Halation Kotori Minami Nesoberi, Shioriko Mifune Uniform Nesoberi and Yoshiko Tsushima Uniform Nesoberi. What’s that? They want to be called the Yohane Uniform Nesoberi? Whatever! Eh, name’s only matter in horseshoes and hand grenades sometimes.

When You Enter The Wrong Franchise: One particular game that stood out from the rest was the matchup between No. 6 seeded Kamishiro Rui Nesoberi and No. 11 seeded Snow Halation Hanayo Koizumi Nesoberi which led to a huge 117-30 upset win for the latter. It just goes to show that Love Live Nesoberis are NEVER to be messed with and non-Love Live Nesoberis get #rekt in this tournament.

Two 15s into the Sixteen: With much surprise, No. 2 seeds Shizuku Osaka Dress Nesoberi and You Watanabe Uniform Nesoberi had their seasons cut short against No. 10 seeds Kanon Shibuya Uniform Nesoberi and Ruby Kurosawa Uniform Nesoberi, who for the first times in their Nesoberi history make it to the Sweet Sixteen. The bigger shock comes from the 120-100 loss No. 1 seeded Shioriko Mifune Uniform Nesoberi dealt with against No. 8 seeded Shiki Wakana Uniform Except She Is In Albers Hall Nesoberi. With that, Rina Tennoji Performance Outfit Nesoberi and Snow Halation Kotori Minami Nesoberi are the only two No. 1 seeds making it to the Sweet Sixteen. That’s the same amount of No. 15 seeds heading into the Sweet Sixteen with Mari Ohara Uniform Nesoberi and Kinako Sakurakoji Uniform Nesoberi still holding onto their Cinderella seasons.