“I Don’t Know Money, I’m just a Girl!” Girl, You Are Just Embarrassing 

By Audrey Elwood, Campus News Editor  “Women be shopping,” is a common sentiment in the dude-bro world of finance.  According to Forbes, women make up 85% of all consumer spending,…

How to Make Your Boyfriend Watch Heated Rivalry And Enjoy it

SATIRE By Audrey Elwood, Campus Editor The Canadian TV show “Heated Rivalry” is spreading among the Gen Z market like wildfire.  I mean, what’s not to like about two hot…

MLB Announces Award Winners

By Audrey Elwood, Campus Editor Major League Baseball (MLB) on Thursday announced the MVPs of the American League (AL) and National League (NL), alongside the Cy Young Awards and the…