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Opinions & Editorials

Newswire presidential Endorsement

By: Brent M.F. Raines ~Shit Spewer & Rule Breaker Since 1994~ The 2016 Presidential Election has pulled the strange out for both of America’s political parties. On one side, we have an admitted socialist who looks like he’s part of the Saturday morning chess club at the local McDonald’s, and Hillary Clinton. On the other, we have Kevin from the Office and a candidate who has been described as a “white Kanye West.” Clearly, this election needs sanity and common sense. We need Vermin Supreme. Galosh-wearing Supreme might not seem like your typical candidate, with his rugged beard and consistently … Continue reading Newswire presidential Endorsement

Sports

Xavier upset at buzzer Despite loss, future looks bright for the Musketeers

By: Brent Raines ~Sports Editor~ When Bronson Koenig’s fall-away heave somehow found the bottom of the net on Sunday night, what was once Xavier’s most successful and promising season ended in bitter disappointment. With nothing but the Reds to hold Cincinnati sports fans until football season, we might as well take a way-too-early look at the 2016-17 Musketeers. Next year should be promising, as the Musketeers should return most of their players and coaches from this year’s top-five team. Chris Mack is turning into college basketball’s version of Jon Gruden and will likely be mentioned for every power conference opening, … Continue reading Xavier upset at buzzer Despite loss, future looks bright for the Musketeers