How Could He (Haram)betray Us This Way? Looking Back on A Royal Escape

Despite the mainstream media’s attempts to bury the true whereabouts of Harambe through incessant coverage of Fiona the Hippo, Peter Melahn and Isaiah Mielse attempt to conjure up the true whereabouts of our fallen fuzzy king.

Cincinnati plagued by wave of bomb threats

By: Max Bruns & Taylor Zachary Unsuspecting families and law enforcement officers were the targets of a series of bomb threats last week. The Cincinnati Zoo received a bomb threat…

Zoo shuts down Twitter The internet has had a long laugh with the death of Harambe, the Zoo has had enough

By: Hannah Paige Michels ~Head Photographer~ The Cincinnati Zoo deleted its Twitter account last Tuesday after being bombarded with protests, memes, and jokes surrounding the killing of Harambe the gorilla.…