The Hailstones Conspiracy

SATIRE By Gavin Guffey, Staff Writer  Two weeks ago I had a revelation. Sitting in the back of the Caf, looking out the window with some friends, they proposed a…

Lyfting up Xavier’s Transportation: New Lyft Program

By Gavin Guffey, Staff Writer Xavier students have access to new Metro and Lyft opportunities for the Fall 2025 semester. Students can now receive $2 off Lyft rides to and…

Peeves We Didn’t Know We Had Until Xavier 

SATIRE By Gavin Guffey, Guest Writer  As a first-year student, one would think that it would take a long time to find things that are bothering, questionable or suspicious about…