Arid Aronoff aces The Band’s Visit

By Griffin Brammer, Show Manager I went into this show blind. The only thing I had heard about The Band’s Visit came from a friend who worked in the admissions…

Travel mask mandate struck down

Masks no longer required for travel on most airlines, Metro following ruling by griffin brammer, show manager The Transportation Security Administration will no longer enforce the Biden administration’s federal mask…

Xavier Badminton shuttles into a W

By Rad Milton, pro racketeer DISCLAIMER: THIS PIECE IS SATIRE, WRITTEN FOR OUR APRIL FOOL’S EDITION, AND IT IS NOT BASED ON TRUE EVENTS. Unlike our pathetic cornhole team, Badminton…