Basketball players: ‘We won’t walk’
By: Tatum Hunter ~Newswire’s Kim Jong-un The athletics department is seeking volunteers to help student athletes make their way around campus. Ever since the athletes were introduced to Swagways, they…
West cries over mistake at Rent-A-Car
By: Henry Eden ~Wild West Cowboy~ Enterprise Rent-A-Car middle manager Ralph Hartman was attending the desk at the time of the Kardashian’s arrival. “At first, when I saw them walking up,…
Pretentious asshole picks useless fight at theater
By: Nick Bergeman ~Film Fanatic~ An altercation at a local movie theater escalated to a full-scale brawl last Friday, leaving dozens injured after a man in the ticket line referred…
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