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- April 1, 2021
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Ponzi dictates new COVID-19 rules
Gold Star chili, VHS stores and concerts become elements of the city stimulus BY LON DEMON, Mad Man DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and…
- Local
- April 1, 2021
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The Light-ish Side
FATTACA, moonshine, RIP Bigfoot and, of course, Florida Man DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. After the…
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- April 1, 2021
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Endorsement: Asteria for mayor
“One for paw, paw for one,” the doggy dark-horse’s campaign slogan reads BY MAJOR B. IDEN Professional Political Puppy DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition,…
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