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- Campus News
- April 1, 2021
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XCom implant promise technology over privacy
BY JORDAN BElfort, staff writer DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true eventS. In a groundbreaking collaboration with TriHealth,…
- Campus News
- April 1, 2021
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Celebrity chefs take over XU dining experience
BY X. BENEDICT, staff writer DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not based on true events. After gathering student feedback about Hoff…
- Campus News
- April 1, 2021
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Kremlin agents hack SGA election
Senators’ personal information released, BART investigation is underway BY JOESPH POLYESTER, Not who you think DISCLAIMER: This piece is satire, written for our April Fool’s Edition, and it is not…
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