By: Lydia Reagan ~Feature Editor~

By: Lydia Reagan ~Feature Editor~

SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer Recently, our university administration has made the decision to ban all decorations on or around the windows of dorms. Now I have talked to many, many students about this and the consensus is that this…
SATIRE By Marta Vallejo, Staff Writer The halls of Xavier were unusually quiet last Tuesday afternoon. This was because every female professor on campus had apparently abandoned their regularly scheduled responsibilities to participate in…