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The Newswire was originally called The Xavierian News and was founded by Xavier’s law school in 1915.

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Features

‘Ode to Anti-Caf’

By Bridget Walsh on 18 Sep 2019

By Hunter Ellis

Lines so Long

while you hear that terrible song.

Pizza so Greasy

is sure to make you queasy.

Menu so Predictable

are eggs that nutritional?

Hamburgers so Bland

it could be made of sand.

Hours so Confined

leaves food hard to find.

Chicken so Dry

keeps you wondering why.

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