xaviernewswireBy Hunter Ellis
Lines so Long
while you hear that terrible song.
Pizza so Greasy
is sure to make you queasy.
Menu so Predictable
are eggs that nutritional?
Hamburgers so Bland
it could be made of sand.
Hours so Confined
leaves food hard to find.
Chicken so Dry
keeps you wondering why.
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