xaviernewswireBy Hunter Ellis
Lines so Long
while you hear that terrible song.
Pizza so Greasy
is sure to make you queasy.
Menu so Predictable
are eggs that nutritional?
Hamburgers so Bland
it could be made of sand.
Hours so Confined
leaves food hard to find.
Chicken so Dry
keeps you wondering why.
SATIRE By Maci Taylor, Back Page Editor Over the weekend Xavier’s students – 21 and up of course – indulged in the semesterly Golf Darty. Horribly tone-deaf wannabe DJ’s, lukewarm kegs and an unfortunate weather forecast all plagued this fall’s darty. It was not necessarily…
SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer Recently, our university administration has made the decision to ban all decorations on or around the windows of dorms. Now I have talked to many, many students about this and the consensus is that this…
Back Page
