By Gossip Girl, XOXO

• Chris Pine finally admitted that Harry Styles did indeed spit on him at Venice Film Festival: “I’m team Jason!” he said (April 1).
• Pete Davidson and Ice Spice announced their surprise pregnancy (April 1).
• Gwyneth Paltrow fell into a coma after accidentally getting a whiff of a Big Mac (April 1).
• TMZ’s MILF Manor has caused Sigmund Freud to resurrect, saying, “I told you, I was right!” (April 1).