Aries: You are competitive. Embrace it. Get on top and stay on top. Doesn’t matter who you stomp on in the process.  Taurus: You deserve to relax. Tauruses thrive on self-care. Buy that $40 hydration mask, skip all your classes and put you first. Say it with me. I GOTTA PUT ME FIRST.  Gemini: You’re perfect, and you know that. There should be more of you, right? Become an influencer and spread your perfection far and wide.  Cancer: Intuition is your main deal. Who cares if other people say you’re wrong? You’re right, and you should let everyone else know … Continue reading Back Satire Page 4/5/23