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- Aprils Fools
- April 4, 2023
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EIC lets editor whine on front page
Or, NEWSWIRE STRIPS BACK PAGE EDITOR OF HER FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS By Slayla, Patent Holder of the Word “Slay” HELLO NEWSWIRE READERS. BACK PAGE HAS ONCE AGAIN TAKEN OVER NEWSWIRE. …
Xavier Newswire
- Aprils Fools
- April 4, 2023
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Back Satire Page 4/5/23
Aries: You are competitive. Embrace it. Get on top and stay on top. Doesn’t matter who you stomp on in the process. Taurus: You deserve to relax. Tauruses thrive on…
- Aprils Fools
- April 4, 2023
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Gym bros hit the GSC stage in 5-9
By Krizz Ross, Resident Dolly Parton Correspondent Disclaimer: The following article is satire, as it was apart of an April Fool’s edition. After Xavier Theatre’s success with Dolly Parton’s 9…
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