By Jake Darkoutfit, Has Watched Three Seasons of Young Sheldon via TiqToq Segments Disclaimer: The following article is satire, as it was apart of an April Fool’s edition. Dizney+ has announced it will be adding Subway Surfers gameplay to its … Continue reading Dizney+ offers Subway Surfer split screen

By @MrsBlueBoyz40, Local Stan Disclaimer: The following article is satire, as it was apart of an April Fool’s edition. After serving mandatory Jesuit-training service for two years, the hit K-Pop-inspired group Blue Boyz, under Hanycz Entertainment, has entered their 2023 … Continue reading XU k-pop group makes comeback

By Saucy Skete, Pete Davidson’s Publicist Disclaimer: The following article is satire, as it was apart of an April Fool’s edition. March 11: 7 p.m.  TMZ reports seeing Pete Davidson enter a skybox in Madison Square Garden to watch the … Continue reading Timeline: Pete Davidson finds love and loss at XU