Weeky Horoscopes 1/24/24

Virgo: You are Oliver Quick’s father. Not gone but definitely forgotten. 

Libra: You are the professor who “knew” Farleigh’s mother at the start of the movie. You have many campus celebrity crushes that feel like your best friends. 

Scorpio: You are Sir James Catton. You trust no one. You’re a little slow. And, you would do anything to get rid of someone you dislike. 

Sagittarius: You are the bathtub drain. No further comments. 

Capricorn: You are Oliver Quick. Capricorn = capricious. Everyone should be both scared and impressed by you. 

Aquarius: You are Felix Catton. Everyone wants you, few can have you. Your charm can get you just about anywhere. 

Pisces: You are Duncan. Your friends need to start listening to you very carefully when you say you don’t like someone. 

Aries: You are Farleigh Start. You never fail to serve as the comedic relief. You’re very short with people, but only because they are in desperate need of the truth. 

Taurus: You are Venetia Catton. You are stunning, glittering, and deeper than people give you credit for. 

Gemini: Darling, you are Rosamund Pike. You are easily influenced, but also very likable if we ignore the overly personal questions. 

Cancer: You are Pamela. You’re beautiful and interesting to look at, but painfully dreadful to talk to. 

Leo: You are the lucky lady who got to be perched on the Minotaur statue with Jacob Elordi in the maze scene. Everyone is jealous of you.

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