The sky is blue? Swimming after eating is bad? Santa is real?! These are all things we once took for the truth. But now I have another thing to add to this list: Second grade geography is a lie. OK, … Continue reading Conspiracy theory or the truth: Continents
“We, the Copy Editors of the Xavier Newswire, present you with our list of demands; These are unabridged, mutinous, and completely in support of the Oxford Comma.” Pension for graduate students Pneumatic tube (Shoop!) Turtle Turtle tunnel (Like for a … Continue reading Breaking: Copy editors on strike
They all start with that one line on its own. You know the one, it’s always super vague to the point that it draws you in and you have to read on. Before you know it, you find yourself reading … Continue reading All opinions & editorials are wrong
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