The university will place microphones around campus to ensure enforcement Note: this article is satire and not real news. Xavier University announced on Wednesday night that it would be implementing new policies to ban all sexual activity on campus. The ban will begin on Aug. 24, in time for the start of the 2020-2021 school year.  “As part of a continuing commitment to the health and well-being of all on our campus, we are pleased to announce that on Tuesday, March 31, the President’s Cabinet approved a Sex- Free Campus Policy. Studies show that Sex Free policies have a positive … Continue reading Xavier becomes sex-free campus