- Opinions & Editorials
- March 30, 2016
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A day in the life of ‘Big Sexxy’ Fuetter This is the shit all of y’all have been waiting for, Xavier
By: ‘Big Sexxy’ ~Single like a Pringle~ The events proceeding are a retelling of a typical Saturday during my tenure here at our glorious center of higher education. The following…
- Opinions & Editorials
- March 30, 2016
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Everybody hates Godzilla Life lessons from the streets to the litter box
By: Godzilla ~Senior String Major~ On an average day, I’ll wake up, look at birds outside to plot their demise, take a nap, swat at someone’s shoelace as they walk…
- Sports
- March 30, 2016
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Drunk Monopoly rivets fans Exciting match extends Thomas Bell’s run of dominance
By: Jonathan Hogue ~Tree-buggin’ hippie~ If it’s Thursday, then you know it’s Drunk Monopoly night. Every Thursday, Thomas Bell, Jacko Carey, Jonathan Hogue and Scott Stratford play a Monopoly game that…
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