A thank you to the Muskie family Andrew’s play on his Xavier Xperience

By: Andrew Utz ~Distribution Manager~ “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” – Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities Damn, college was a rollercoaster. Like a neverending series of ups and downs, and crazy stuff that seemed to come out of every nook and cranny you see. But you know what? It was the best damn rollercoaster I’ve rode. Or ridden. I suck at grammar. So where do I put my wisdom in this piece? Is there much wisdom to share? Or am I another one of millions who walked through great times and just … Continue reading A thank you to the Muskie family Andrew’s play on his Xavier Xperience

Ex-Toon Squad guard hired

By: Josh Bozzick ~Vanilla Ice Enthusiast~ In an unsurprising move during the weekend, Xavier hired Bill Murray to join the men’s basketball coaching staff. Athletic Director Greg Christopher described the hire as a “no brainer” and spoke with much praise about Murray. “Bill will bring valuable experience to the coaching staff,” Christopher said. “Albeit, that experience is as an actor, but he has shown great knowledge of sports through some of the movies he has starred in, like ‘Caddyshack.’” Luke Murray, current men’s basketball assistant coach and Bill’s son, was happy for his dad’s new position. “My father was getting … Continue reading Ex-Toon Squad guard hired

Trump: “I’m so funny”

By: Henry Eden ~Staff Writer~ I love Saturday Night Live (SNL). It is one of my favorite things. It has been a long time since I first watched the show with my parents. They never really bothered to fight me much on what I watched growing up. As I made my way through high school, my friends and I were perfectly content to spend our weekends idiotically watching and re-watching the same sketches. I would be lying if I said I didn’t want to end up on that stage someday. SNL is one of the most successful shows in the … Continue reading Trump: “I’m so funny”